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Beard Shampoo & Conditioning Bar
Take care of your beard as you clean it. Our beard shampoo and conditioning bar helps your beard stay soft and manageable. Follow with beard balm or oil to be truly splendid! 4.5 ounces/125 g Handmade in small batches in Canada of course! Comes in a recyclable paper box. Our products are never tested on animals, only on bearded men. Intended for external use only. All ingredients are ethically sourced to the highest quality. Contains: Aqua, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) oil, Elaeis Guineensis (Palm) oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Ricinus (Castor) seed oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter) fruit, Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) seed oil, Parfum, Iron Oxides CI77492 & CI77499.
Beard Brush (Bamboo)
Our beard brush has a bamboo handle and 100% natural boar bristle, to make smoothing and taming your beard a snap. This brush is also great for distributing beard oil and/or beard balm though your chin-warmer. A perfect addition to your grooming kit.
Beard Comb (Peachwood)
Our peach wood combs are anti-static, reducing the tug and pull on your beard - a perfect addition to your grooming kit. Combs are laser-engraved on both sides to show what a Splendid Bastard you are.   
Charcoal Cleansing Bar
Our premium Charcoal Cleansing Bar is made using activated charcoal, which is known for its detoxifying qualities, as well as its strong deodorizing effect. Activated Charcoal Soaps have been known to be helpful for some people who have acne. This soap bar is unscented and also contains skin-softening Shea Butter, making it perfect for daily use. 4.5 ounces/125 g Handmade in small batches in Canada of course! Our products are never tested on animals, only on bearded men. Intended for external use only. All ingredients are ethically sourced to the highest quality. This is a vegan product. Contains: Saponified Olive Oil, Saponified Coconut Oil, Saponified Palm Oil, Saponified Shea Butter, Water, Activated Charcoal
The Whisker Bib The Whisker Bib
Tired of beard trimmings clogging up your sink? Use the Splendid Bastard Whisker Bib, to catch all the trimmings and deliver them neatly to the trash without leaving a mess behind! 100% polyester Whisker Bib is one-size-fits-all, and attaches to bathroom mirror with 2 suction-cup hooks (included). Folds easily for travel or storage. Available in black only.
The Beard Guardian The Beard Guardian
The Beard Guardian is made from stretchable 100% polyester quick-dry fabric to create a buffer between your beard and the elements, and it won't restrict your breathing! One product, plenty of possibilities - this multifunctional, unisex accessory is ideal for running, cycling, hiking, rock climbing, canoeing or any other daily activity. One Size
Moisturizing Lotion
Don't neglect your skin - our moisturizing lotion can help sooth dry and itchy face, hands, and even feet! Our non-greasy formula absorbs into your skin quickly, without leaving a slippery mess. Directions: Squeeze lotion into your palm and rub between both hands - then massage onto face, hands or feet as needed. 2 fluid ounces/60 ml  Handmade in small batches, in Canada of course! Comes in a recyclable plastic bottle. Our products are never tested on animals, only on bearded men. Intended for external use only. All ingredients are ethically sourced to the highest quality.
Flexfit Mélange Fitted Cap Flexfit Mélange Fitted Cap
Our dark heather Flexfit® caps are 98% Polyester/2% Spandex, with elastic inner headband for a snug and comfortable fit! Available in size L/XL only
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Flexfit Cool & Dry Fitted Cap Flexfit Cool & Dry Fitted Cap
Our navy blue Flexfit® caps are 100% Polyester and have moisture-management properties, with elastic inner headband for a snug and comfortable fit! Available in size L/XL only
Slouch Beanie
Our 12-inch navy blue slouch beanies are 100% Acrylic, with curled edge for a casual and comfortable fit! One Size
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